#25. Answer Marc Lottering with a Jewish equivalent. Jewish people would not make good plane hijackers because…
1. Their luggage would be so heavy with all that Carrol Boyes cutlery they are shlepping to their relatives who have left SA, they wouldn’t make it onto the plane.
2. They would be scared that Voyager wouldn’t credit them with the miles if they did hijack the plane.
3. They would be so busy complaining about the seats in economy class that there wouldn’t be time to hijack the plane.
4. If they did take the next step it would probably be to demand better food on board.
5. Jewish mothers want their sons to be lawyers or doctors and most Jewish boys want their mothers to be happy. “A hijacker, you’ve become a hijacker? Next you’ll get a motorbike. For this your father and I worked to send you to a private school? What are the perks?”
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