#36. Wonder if Sarah Palin may be the mystery woman in SA rugby coach Pieter De Villiers’ sex tape — whose existence is as hard to prove as the Loch Ness monster, birth control in the Palin household, and anyone on the other side of the phone when you call the Department of Home Affairs.
On 94.7 Highveld this morning Jeremy Mansfield and company were asking listeners to call in and say who they wouldn’t like to see in a sex tape. Turns out Pieter de Villiers and Jeremy Mansfield topped the list.
The case for Sarah Palin.
It’s one thing to make the tape and it’s quite another to find an audience for it if you aren’t Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie. (Coupled with that is SA’s low bandwith issue which would make it slow to load and buffer you to death. This may present a career option for Zapiro whose quick pen could be used to draw the action in a series of scandalous sex cartoons.)
If there is a tape, someone like Sarah Palin who singlehandedly is making members of the caribou family disappear without a trace in Alaska may be just the person to ensure it never finds its way to Youtube.
Hockey mom – rugby coach. That shared interest in sports may have resulted in an instant connection.
They also have other things in common. She is trying to get a black man out and he is trying to get some black men in.
There are some details I have yet to figure out — like how she managed to get to King Williams Town (I don’t even know where that is, but I am told bison roam those plains) but for now I think there is enough prima facie evidence to pursue this line of thought.